Well actually its the news a couple of days ago but this did not post
BUT… Did you know that the tiny little circuit boards in mobile phones contain particles of gold?
Yes its true… within that phone you are carrying is a tiny piece of the shiney yellow stuff and techies have found a way to remove it from disused kit…… .reclaiming TONS of the stuff apparantly…but they’re keeping schtum about it…or they were;) :D:D:D
Also….we have been warned here in west yorkshire to be on the look out for an invasion of angry german wasps…… as not only are they angry but also blind DRUNK and looking for trouble
I kid you NOT
Apparantly for some reason the Mrs is not letting them into the nest or something…so they have been doing the wasp equivalant of going out on the lash… feasting on fermenting fruit…getting absolutely paralytic…. presumably confused…. and have flown over here looking for a fight :D:D:D
The advice we have been given is…if you see one of these wasps KEEP CALM as they are easily fired up…have a PARTICULARLY nasty sting…and once the trouble kicks off they have a tendency to call their mates round to jump into the furore
It all soumds a little xenophobic to me….
What with old Theresa’s firm Brexit rhetoric and yesterdays announcement that the european council is demanding the mighty apple pay its Irish tax bill…
I’m referring of course to the global company apple and not the fruit to cause the drunk and disorderly behaviour.of insects …hmmmmm….although?……:D:D
ANYWAY…. its caused a RIGHT stir
How DARE a political group of ‘elected’ members demand a multi billion earning company pay its tax bill like the rest of us… its OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!
And so endeth the news for today at Blog On!!!!
Thats if anyone is still looking in as I can’t see a bloody thing!
And if anyone doubts the sincerity of ‘Blog On!!!’….the source of these news snippets is the BBC so it MUST be true 😉
Is it just me or is the BBC going a little ‘Dads Army’ these days?:D:D:D
What with the ‘News’…the likes of Kirsy Allsop fannying about showing us how to make teabags out of toilet paper then dry them out making bizarre flower garlands to string across the room as decoration….
A competition called ‘The Sewing Bee’…. a hive of dynamism which if you ask me could be made far more intetesting if the drunken wasps came crashing in…
And lets not even go there with ‘The Great British Bake Off’
ANOTHER bizarre competition led by a bloke who reminds me of my cousins old action man with silver hair and eagle eyes and a demure, elderly english lady…as they flirt their way through lots of cakes made by the competitors
ACTUALLY that sounds like my kind of job…I’m SURE I could eat lots of cakes and flirt with action man…hmmmmm can I do demure tho? :D:D:D
Oh….and the evil enemy of the state that is the NHS Dr’s are at it again!!!
According to the goverment the NHS needs to be a round the clock 7 day week service and the Docs are not thinking of the patients
Erm…Excuse me… but what do you think the NHS has been doing for the last70 years? Running a 3 day bloody week?….and how many hours do you think the junior docs work…I can assure you it is approximately 70 with alternate weekends off if they are lucky
Nice try Theresa…. perhaps you would like to tell the public about the ‘Care Act 2012’….. You know…the act of parliament that did NOT go thro the House of Lords but instead by the VERY rarely used these days ‘royal ascent’… thats do a runner Dave and ole Liz signing off a paper to become ‘LAW’….which abdicates all state responsibility for health and socialcare in the UK…opening the door for profiteers in the affluent areasand leaving the rest to wrack and ruin…
Sounded a bit like an angry wasp there for a minute….thing is I’m not german and contrary to popular belief I am not drunk
Hurrah!…think thats just posted…off out to eat fermented fruit to ensure am in the right mindset for going back to work and getting stuck in!