….am f…ked off
Why?
Because
Because…..I removed some hedges
My garden fell in
I now have a bumpy wateland full of rubble and allsorts of bits of plastic and odds and sods that I have no idea how got there plus an invasion of inpenetrable brambles. …the ‘wild garden’ is a bit of a jumble at the moment BUT…. never fear
This morning I went on a quest to acquire ( hire) a digger
Ha haaaa YES
Buggar it
Buggar it all say I
Yes…Yes….the female Victor Meldrew hath returned
Oh and actually
ACTUALLY
I reckon old Victor had it EASY….he had Margaret didnt he….and what do we get…what do I have
An ex whose a ‘metrosexual’ …an absent son and one who festers in his bedroom
Yep am having a mega sulk
Think I’ll go have a puff on my pipe before the digger arrives
Oooops no…..Victor never had a pipe….Sherlock did tho as did Juno so there you go!!!!
Later……ok so the digger arrived…hmmmm but I couldnt get the bloody thing started AND it was too bloody heavy SO….its been abandoned in disgust….and what have I done instead?
Lolled around on thegrass ( well ok scrub) eating a box of cherries and looking at the sky….I kid you NOT
