Tis Polling Day…..Hurrah

…..kind of

Maybe

Who knows….. but ANYWAY

Whooooooosh…. the JC effect is still with us….and yes it is real…..and no the doubters….even those within the labour party just don’t ‘get’ it 

SO….it remains to be seen what happens next

Everything I read at the mo that is intent on casting doubt on the guys beliefs and opinion…just seems to have the reverse effect…

It is true that the guy has only before been a backbencher in politics….that his knowledge re big business….economic issues is perhaps not the best

Weeeeeeelll…..c’mon….it takes a certain type to be one of those ( ok stereo typing a bit but hey)

Hmmmm…..the suited and booted he is not….but is that what folk are after in the 21st century ANYWAY

Also….the guy does not pretend to know everything….which is why it is so frustrating that he does not have the backing much of the party….Corbyn style is a more collaborative style…..or was….untill he got swept along into superstardom …..will it go to his head?

Nah….dont think so….he’s not the type

Hmmmm……yesterday I went on a little jaunt and ended up inadvertently circling a small town called ‘Wetherby’

Its all very nice…with indie shops…proper stone built houses etc…. a liberal area I understand

Hmmmm….although left wing….is JC a bit ‘Wetherby’ if you know what I mean

…is that a bad thing anyway?

…could our Sherriff ( our lovely labour candidate) turn Dewsbury into a Wetherby with a twist

…. or TWIIIIIISSST!!!!!

a kind of act local think global carry on set in yorkshire stone…. 

Hmmmm

We’ll see

Moon Halo

My God!!!……if you can see the moon look up at it NOW

Seriously….have just looked outside and the moon is surounded by what could best be described as a halo….or maybe its encased in a bubble encircled by a halo….. Moon….Glowing ball or space helmet surrounded by a ring…I SWEAR…have a look and see if you can see it

Blimey….what on earth ARE these times we’re living in

Disturbing and wonderful in equal measure…. 

Actually.. .

….am f…ked off

Why?

Because

Because…..I removed some hedges

My garden fell in

I now have a bumpy wateland full of rubble and allsorts of bits of plastic and odds and sods that I have no idea how got there plus an invasion of inpenetrable brambles. …the ‘wild garden’ is a bit of a jumble at the moment BUT…. never fear

This morning I went on a quest to acquire ( hire) a digger

Ha haaaa YES

Buggar it

Buggar it all say I

Yes…Yes….the female Victor Meldrew hath returned

Oh and actually 

ACTUALLY 

I reckon old Victor had it EASY….he had Margaret didnt he….and what do we get…what do I have

An ex whose a ‘metrosexual’  …an absent son and one who festers in his bedroom 

Yep am having a mega sulk 

Think I’ll go have a puff on my pipe before the digger arrives

Oooops no…..Victor never had a pipe….Sherlock did tho as did Juno so there you go!!!! 

Later……ok so the digger arrived…hmmmm but I couldnt get the bloody thing started AND it was too bloody heavy SO….its been abandoned in disgust….and what have I done instead? 

Lolled around on thegrass ( well ok   scrub) eating a box of cherries and looking at the sky….I kid you NOT

Kaboom

What the f…k is going on!!??

So….am back at work and everything seems to be going banana’s

On a wider scale…the race that is the general election is hotting up with JC STILL riding the wave of luuuuurve which got him into the post of labour leadership in the first place….as you know I luuuuuurve JC myself but was disappointed the rest of the party seemed not to be getting behind him… 

We sure are in for an interesting election next week

Have been thinking of this sort of stuff a lot of late

Hmmmm…..thing is….you kind of need to consider the social, economic AND environmental needs

The Tories aint too hot on the ‘social’ front and Labour aint too hot on balancing the books

Hmmmm…and the Liberals and Greens want another referendum to ‘remain’ within the eu

Yet again say I….WHERES it all going to end!!!??  

None the less….this HAS to be the most intetesting ( thought that was a typo but maybe not) and dynamic general election I can ever remember….phew….its INSANE!!!

The best we can hope for I feel…is some kind of consensus government

Is that Possible?

God knows!!!

And as for that chap across the pond abdicating from the Paris climate agreement

Never mind some almighty wooden spoon stirring the soup….I reckon its a full on electric whisk!!!!