The Power of Pooh 6

Now I first did this little series …..hmmmmm let me see ….it must be going on 2 years ago now

ANYWAY it seems I was not alone …..others were thinking along similar lines ..because although many folk may think I am stark raving mad I am in fact ahead of the pack:D:D:D …or at least alongside current thinking …and I can PROVE it!!!

In the summer of 2015 there was the grand opening of a rather slick and stylish institution …yes …in the country of Italy …world renown for style and sophistication ….there opened

Ta DaaaaAH!!!!

THE SHIT MUSEUM!!! …..dedicated to all things SHIT:D:D:D…demonstrating the versatility and aesthetic of this freely available and Eco friendly substance:):):):)

And THIS summer …the summer of 2016 ….a similar little venue opened on the Isle of White ….it’s catching on folks THE POWER OF POOH IS CATCHING ON!!! ……hmmmm well …I’m not sure the Isle of White is getting the aesthetics quite like Italy :D:D:D …BUT none the less they are recognising pooh as a substance to acknowledge and honor ….

As is the museum of Tokyo who take a different approach again …here you can actually experience what it like to BE a turd …a fun approach where you don a natty little hat and get flushed down the loo:D:D:D

ANYWAY ….it’s ALL good:):):)

Last couple of instalments to follow at the weekend … bet you can’t WAIT:)

The Power of Pooh 5

Fashion and beauty products ……yes indeed ….strut that stuff ….all the below have utilised pooh in their production ….with today’s technology it doesn’t have to be all sackcloth and ashes to live a sustainable and sustaining lifestyle ….we’re ALL a little vain aren’t we? ….it shouldn’t cost a fortune tho either ….that would just be RIDICULOUS ….this idea that the more you pay for something the better it is needs to be turned on its head ….we’re talking shit here afterall:D:D:D

Phew!!!…..I’m trying to crack on with this little series …one more for tonight then a little break:)

The Power of Pooh

SO here it is …. The second series here at Blog On!!!  ….. this one as the name suggests is about the power of the brown stuff …. it is hoped that should anyone read this little series, they will never view their daily ablutions in the same way again ….or at least the substance of a particular ablute …..yes indeed ….call it a source of contemplation if you will ….a substance to be meditated on:D

Now you’ve heard the label ‘black gold’ for oil ….the substance nations have gone to war over such has been its value ….WELL that is SO old hat ….SO last Millenium …..THE substance that has the potential to have greater value NOW could be labelled ‘brown gold’ and such is its abundance you are ACTUALLY sitting on it!!!

SO ….going back to my post a couple of days ago whereby the British government have yet again overridden public opinion ……..nay …..MORE than that …..overridden the decision of the local authorities in Lancashire to turn down the application for ‘Fracking’ in the area ……and not to be someone ( I hope) that moans and groans without an alternative suggestion HERE IT IS!!!

Forget fossil fuels ….we’ve over pillaged those as it is ….and look at the mess we’ve made of the environment burning them ……no ….no …..it’s time we stopped all that forthwith and instead turned to …..

Ta DaaaAAH!!!

POOH POWER!!!

Indeed pooh can be utilised as fuel in a number of ways ……on a small ‘household’ level it can be dried formed into bricks or pellets to burn in a wood burning stove which could also serve to heat the water and cook.


In some countries animal dung has been used for YEARS ….formed into little patties baked in the sun and later used for cooking or heating


But on a grander scale it can provide fuel for whole villages and towns …..they call it ‘Bio fuel’ see below an illustration of how a biofuel plant works ….NOTHING goes to waste and indeed I understand it is carbon neutral ….it causes no harm to the planet RESULT!!!                 Why oh why in 2016 with all we know about climate change and OTHER ecological problems ….WHY are we giving the go ahead to frackers and NOT encouraging pooh power!!?? ( Or a mix of biofuel ….wind ….wave ….and solar?) If anyone can tell me please feel free to comment ….


We could run vehicles on it too …….How about THIS for a funky little motor?…..

Or if you prefer something a little more flashy and upmarket ……what about THIS? …..

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And here in the UK we got our first bus powered by pooh in 2014 ……..think it was in Brighton ……but ANYWAY …..surely it’s possible to create a streamlined public transport network across this little island…….and fuel it thus ….SURELY?

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‘Waste not want not’ goes the saying ……….and I reckon there could be something in that.

Ether to Blog On….Ether to Blog On….Do you read me …. Over

Erm …..what? …..I mean hello? …..who’s that? …..does this mean I’m connected? …..are you going to stop messing about now ether? ….am getting a bit fed up of this sticking, blocking …things disappearing and total crashes ..do you hear me?

…………….

Sorry ….heh herm ( coughs, sits up straight and adopts serious tone) blog on to ether yes I read you …..I think …..I mean over

Ether to blog on you now have full connection over

HURRAH!!! …about bloody time!!! …( holds nose) count down to connection ….fastening seat belt for lift off ….five …..four ……three ……t..

What are you DOING???

Counting down …you know li..

Yes …Yes …I know …STOP being ridiculous and just be happy you now have wifi and can post to your blog

Well I should bloody well think so after what I’ve been thro

Are you NEVER satisfied? …you now have top speed fibre optic broadband so there should be no more trouble ..you and the boys can happily use all your tech to your hearts content

And thank god for THAT ….I’ve only had to sell my soul to the devil to get it

What do you mean?

I’ve only had to get sky ….putting my money in the pocket of the corrupt media moguls Murdoch …

Oh dear

Yep ……am paying with both hard earned spondoolah AND concience ….feel like I’ve sold out
C’mon …you’ve got fibre optic broadband …ALL your kit connected …and what’s all this about ‘concience’ …who gives a shit ?

I do!

Well nobody else does

Thanks ….you’re not making this feel any better

Didn’t intend to ….

Oh ..not you as WELL ether …..I thought you were bigger and better than that

I am

Well what are you talking like that for?

I just feed back based on the messages I receive …put out based on what comes in

Well maybe you need to try ‘recieving’ different messages then

Hey ….don’t blame me …it’s not top down management here …it’s a collaborative …reciprocal carry on …I keep dropping hints but if they ain’t being picked up on

Oh ….I’ve had enough of this …I’m off ….where’s my cushion?

Oh that’s right … running off again to feel sorry for yourself and lol about on your cushion

YES! ….over and OUT!!!

 

https://youtu.be/gbMnuqX_P-g

 

Hmmmmm being a bit melodramatic aren’t we?

Blog on to ether …I said OVER and OUT …and I like this version better than Jon’s original because she sounds as tho  HER energy is completely sapped and her voice is out of sinc …

And hmmmmmmm is she smoking or is that a chip on her shoulder?:D:D:D

The Secret Threat That Makes Corporations More Powerful Than Countries – BuzzFeed News

https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrishamby/the-billion-dollar-ultimatum?utm_term=.sjE89GbML#.itddnY5eb

Tune into Om a DIY job …….then just let the magic happen:)

I KNOW I said I was having a break from blogging and I AM ….but THIS I HAD to post ….got this from my ‘bus buddy’ Rahul late last night ……it was like going to sleep after a warm and snuggly bedtime story as a child :):):):):):)

Rahul is incredibly special ….the work he is doing …the mind he has …his joy and his soul …I am fast viewing him like a ……I was going to say like a kind of third son ……but think I will say younger brother:D:D:D;)

I am ever hopeful ……I reckon we are at the start of a major shift in thinking a REVOLUTION….AMAZING possibility ….but CRUCIALLY the ability to ‘Tune into Om’ and ‘Karma Currency’ to ensure the motivations remain sound:):):):):):)

Oh ….and guess what? ……have just got a mutual ‘follow’ from a young Venuzualan musician who I think has managed to get out …..need to spend some time translating Spanish tho so I can understand

ANYWAY …..

Watch …..Enjoy …..Move in this direction:):):):):):):):)

https://youtu.be/AXwLsba2TOY
https://youtu.be/K-g_sxCbhvs

Deliverance

Now I don’t mean to be glib. As I said before we need to have awareness of what is going in the world …….it DOES have a knock on effect. It is therefore helpful to be mindful of cultural shifts and how they effect us locally and/or personally.

Global….Societal …Cultural ….Individual        ‘Get’ it?

So today I am going to look at technology seeing as we are living through  this ere technological revolution WHICH amazing tho it is ….like anything else has its pluses and minuses.

Now I don’t know about you ….but apart from food and when the kids INSIST on going to the mall ……I do most of my shopping on line ….books ….gifts ….you  name it really it’s just so quick and easy isn’t it? ……and I’m afraid to say my behaviour is akin to a moaning , groaning, heal dragging toddler when dragged round a shopping mall ….there is DEFINATELY a case of role reversal if/when I go shopping with the boys:D:D:D……even my ex husband used to comment on it as he LOVED shopping at any available opportunity ….browsing around ….trying on this and that whilst I sat outside changing rooms staring at the ceiling slouched and yawning …and you should have seen his toiletries??? ……..yep a full blown ‘metrosexual’ ( and proud)but I digress:D:D:D

Where was I? …….oh yes …..on line shopping …..SO ….the other week I had ordered a couple of gifts for my sons upcoming birthday ….and began recieving the customary cards through my letterbox that say your parcel is down at the post office for you to sign and collect ( I am NEVER in ……not during a working weekday anyway ….is anyone?)

It’s usually no sweat tho …BUT this week I got a card from a company I had NEVER HEARD OF and had to collect from THEIR collection office ….no details of WHERE this place was ….just a phone number …..WELL what a wild goose chase it proved to be ……the damned collection point was the other side of the county ……..Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!    I like to expend as little time and energy as possible on shopping and THIS was like some kind of bloody QUEST!!! …….Oh yes I completed it …….eventually ……sadly not rewarded by the holy grail but instead a set of headphones!!!

However, all this chasing about for parcels may soon become a thing of the past …..oh yes ….I understand the mighty Amazon ( that’s company not rainforest) is SERIOUSLY toying with the idea of making deliveries by drone to avoid all this shenanigans AND save THEM money of course.

Oh THANKYOU mighty Amazon ( no I’m not praying to the rainforest …..hmmmmm although actually that may be no bad thing:D:D:D) ……..where was I? ……..oh yes ….thanking the company Amazon for coming up with such an ingenious idea ….ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!???

Even if it works ……I mean ….there’s some VERY large parcels sometimes …how big are these drones going to be?

And can you imagine walking down the street …..nay ……sitting relaxing out the back ….the sky abuzz with these things dropping parcels hither and yon like bouncing bombs!!!??

And what about all the folk who work as delivery people? ……..er …….no jobs ……and the more tech reduces labour ……the less folk there are to shop ……doh!

Am I sounding a little Luddite?

You bet!!! …..to a degree ….I’m all for technology and it’s advancements ….I mean look at my relationship with Eric?  ……but REALLY these tech wizards need to think thro the consequences of their breakthroughs ….and companies ….. where the hell is your soul? ….and in this case mind as well?

Hmmmmmmm …………I think it’s time to tool up ……..the kids have got some nerf guns(water pistols) in the garage ……..any drones invading MY airspace and I’ll be BRINGING EM DOWN!!!:D:D:D

Hmmmmmm………….and what did we do before all this ANYWAY ….all this online shopping ……soulless cathedrals of consumerism (malls) ………and don’t even get me going on those self service tills

Oh I know …..we had bustling markets ….quirky, individual little shops and maybe the odd department store:)